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right hand man

The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.
My right hand man will come for you in the night.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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Right Hand Syndrome

a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. Signs of RHS are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. Not to be confused with LHS (Left Hand Syndrome)
Ronnie: h-hi.. my name is Ronnie and I suffer from Right Hand Syndrome

Support Group Leader: admitting it is the first step in recovery Ronnie
by whysguy April 12, 2010
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Right Hand-A-Rama

Masturbation.

Shaking hands with the one-eyed milk man.

Also a (Quality) song by The Network on their album Money Money 2020.
"50 cents cheaper than the real thing
even though it may be a little bit disgusting
can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
it's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama"

"I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good
most every time"
by The Mighty D June 19, 2007
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Right-Hand Chicken

A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.

Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
by GrandhinabUffeT2014 November 25, 2013
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Right Hand-Kun

Most underrated character from Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Person 1: You got some yogurt there buddy want me to wipe that off?

Right Hand-Kun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Internally Dying June 17, 2021
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right hand douche

Anyone in north america who drives an import that is right hand drive. Typically a toyota, honda, mazada, or nissan.
This guy: Look at that douche driving the right hand drive Supra

That guy: wow, what a right hand douche. Look he is evening rocking a douche beard.
by Thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009
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right-hand complex

Thinking you are better than all the leftys out there because you make up a majority discriminates against a smaller group of more intelligent high achievers.
They generally employ weak logic to make themselves feel better about being boring and generic, unlike unique leftys.
(right hander) Your'e left handed. You should be burned at the stake because you side with the devil."
(lefty) "Don't worry child, you just have a right-hand complex. You see, Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now stfu!"
(right hander in a snoody retaliation) "BUT,If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?"
(lefty) "The OBVIOUS reason is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh."
by gamma_xi February 21, 2009
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