ride the lightning

to get drunk on moonshine or "white lightning"

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.

by johnny blaze69 April 18, 2008

ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking

Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol

by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009

Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.

Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.

by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012

ride the lightning

Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.

Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018

Ride the lightning

Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)

He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.

by Swagmoder May 27, 2022

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022