dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

rickets

bone disformation

that boy got ricket!!

by ty March 3, 2003

rickets

Slang for crack rocks.

Hey Matt, are we gonna smoke some rickets all day?

by MIAT May 10, 2006

ricketsånghöna

thicc, big, fluffy and EXTRA THICCC

Hey you are a ricketsånghöna

by ricketsånghöna February 21, 2019

Rickets

When an animal is hyper and going crazy. Like having zoomies.

Oh god, Cookie’s got rickets! She’s going crazy!

by DefinitelyCoveredinShit June 20, 2023

PeePee Rickets

A flaming homosexual and is severely attracted to African American population and this person and or thing. its origin traces back to Britain, it's urban term for weewee rickets. in other words its super gay

Dude that guy might be a Peepee Rickets

by Ur Overlord June 29, 2013

jiminy rickets

An exclamation:
Indicates dismay or disbelief.

Can replace "jesus christ" or "oy vey" in exclamation form in most contexts.

Person A: "You hear what happened in class today?"
Person B: "Um... no?"
Person A: "This guy got expelled for having a BB gun in his zoom class"
Person B: "Jiminy rickets..." *slaps palm into face*

by WarningMinecraftIncluded November 25, 2020