rice cake

1.) Filipino dessert
2.) a nonchalant way of calling someone a "puto"

Nothing's worse than a rice cake in his rice rocket!

by marie November 8, 2004

rice cake shark

A game played by children in California in which children violently gnash and bite rice cakes. The rice cakes are said to represent surfboards on which an imaginary surfer is balancing for dear life. The children act as sharks trying to eat or destroy the surfboard, and by extension, kill and eat the surfer.

Tammy thought her kids were normal, but that was until they day she found them playing rice cake shark.

by Mister Cancel July 29, 2008

rice cake

An omnipotent expression of pure joy or ecstasy. Like the word "fuck," rice cake can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, adverb, preposition, conjunction and interjection. Its meanings vary but are entirely good.
Recently, the expression has also been infiltrating the mainstream media as a popular song lyric. While this upsets the hipsters, it shows the strong impact that crunchy and delicious rice cakes are having on Americans. "Rice cake" has become the anthem of today's youth.
When asked for comment, Justin Bieber replied "Rice cake."

Ginger: "Have you seen Jennifer's Body?"
Fleur: "Are you kidding? I've probably rice caked that movie six times this week."

Ginger: "Did you go to school today?"
Fleur: "Nah man, I stayed home. It was a rice cake day."
Ginger: "That's rice cake."

Everyone: "Rice cake!"

Lady Rice Cake: "I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes.
I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born rice cake."

by onceuponaricecake April 24, 2011

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 5, 2018

Pwnage Rice Cake

A reward for pwning some n00bs is none other than a 'Pwnage Rice Cake'

Tastes like pwnage rice cakes.

by Alice Tippit September 9, 2006

Cambodian Rice Cake

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.

Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?

by Maddox Jolie-Pitt January 8, 2009