ritardo

1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard

Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"

by apitcher13 August 15, 2010

riptarded

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

Rimtard

Someone who rims butt holes (licks them) and is is always menatlly challenged (retarded). Thus Rimtard is a collectuve of the two.

Jules is such a rimtard I bet he blows of starfish!

by Butt monkey September 9, 2004

RITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.

Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.

by fjfjfj March 22, 2008

rigtard

A person who makes his living working on oil rigs and can often be characterized by redneck behavior, excessive drinking, and generally poor decision-making often fueled by his exorbitant salary and an inexplicable need to spend it.

I can't believe Ben dropped two grand at the strip club last night, he's such a rigtard.

Only a rigtard would drive an Audi to a cockfight.

by Mike Fenn November 26, 2007

Ritard

Slightly above retard

Daniel: Man that chick had a nice body!

Colby: Dude that was a guy you ritard.

by Chase Gardner March 11, 2010

Ricky Ritardo

Someone who does something dumb, embarrassing, or lame you call them Ricky Ritardo. Stems from Ricky Ricardo of I LOVE LUCY, but much funnier.

My co-worker called in sick today. She is Ricky Ritardo!

by Fletchershotmom May 1, 2009