Robson

Biggest dick in all the 7 continents. He is a wholesome, nice guy who will genuinely go out of his way to fuck your bitch.

Oh he took your girl? You've been robsoned

by GargantuanSlayer22 August 22, 2020

Rikson

A tall person that is sometimes kind and is a good friend like barney

Hey I have a good friend named Rikson

by Humandudelol August 13, 2018

ribbon-patriot

Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....

The parking lot is filled with ribbon-patriots today!

by Flatline Hutchison June 25, 2005

Cutting the ribbon

The act of being the first in attendance to a club, bar, or party.

1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.

2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.

by MacMasta June 3, 2011

pabst blue ribbon

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"

by Certified BJCP Beer Judge May 19, 2005

Ribbon Worthy

A person who is eligible to receive a gift wrapped in expensive ribbon, because they truly appreciate the value of the ribbon.
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)

I wrapped her gift in vintage, French, satin ribbon because she is truly ribbon worthy.

by Bahrainz December 25, 2008

rectum ribbon

Toilet paper

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!

by Gary2234 June 13, 2011