rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.

kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine

by stinky shrek October 17, 2019

Rise N' Shine

Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).

I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!

by darthV September 26, 2008

rise and shine

you might of heard this famous quote before, as well as many other memes or vines, but if you live under a fucking rock you greasy bitch, rise and shine is a famous quote from the one and only kardashiono, your parents probably say that gay shit to you too, gay boy

“wake stormy up, anddd get outta here, and show you guys her room!”

*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*

“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”

thank you - gay nigga

by gangbang420 October 18, 2019

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.

Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1

by luke February 16, 2005

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005

Rise N Shine

When you fart on an escalator

Similar to dutch oven but it takes place in public

Rise and Shine is the act of farting on an escalator "accidentally" in order to wake up individuals below you who have no choice but to Rise N Shine

by Paradizzi February 08, 2023

Rise and Shine

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.

Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022