Retrobituary

When people post or tweet about the death of a celebrity who actually died several years ago as if it just happened.

Did you see that Amanda posted a retrobituary for Harry Morgan? He's been dead for five years!

by MassEK January 25, 2017

retrofit

Verb. To modify a vehicle part of a different stature to fit another. Or Making a foreign car part fit on your car.

I retrofitted these Merecedes tail lights to fit on my BMW 3 series. Or I took these Ford taurus cupholders and rerofitted them on my Honda

by George April 24, 2005

forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

Retroity

Our lord and savior who is undercover as a discord, youtube mod and twitch streamer but will save us on the end of the world

Are you a part of the Chruch of Retroity?

by OkWasTaken November 2, 2020

retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

reproductive system

the reproductive system is a series of organs that result in the reprduction of a baby here are the human reproductive organs
Male reproductive system-penis, vas deference, cowpers gland, seminal vesical, epidydmis, testicals, scrotum, sperm, semen, ect.

Female reproductive system-cervex, vagina, uterus, phallopian tube, eggs

the sex system reproductive system

by bobllup July 18, 2010

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 4, 2004