Retarded Nigger

A nigger that is retarded .

That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .

by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018

pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

by IamKenny April 14, 2010

Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

by Diamond V June 6, 2018

Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.

Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.

by #1ABF April 5, 2020

Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018