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Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.
for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.
by Clint Myers December 9, 2008
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dental retainer

What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.
Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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anal retainer

A device used to repair ones rumpus after being anally raped by a fat guy.
Omg!!! Now i need an anal retainer!
by MuDaRy October 29, 2005
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septum retainer

Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
"Dude I can't wait until my piercing heals so I can take out this ugly septum retainer"
by whtevr4evr June 6, 2015
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Teflon Retainer

The act of removing one’s own retainer and jizzing on the inside and reinserting it to create a tighter seal.
Bro, my retainer wasn’t staying in so I decided to try the teflon retainer method
by HoeRochi.BG November 28, 2025
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retannered

The lack of comprehension of leadership, clutchness, and other intangibles in hockey.
Person A: Sam Gagner is better than Toews
Person B: But Gagner doesn't have Toews' leadership or clutchness
Person A: Those factors are so overrated and anyone who believes those characters matter are idiots
Person B: God you're so retannered
by Fbartley June 29, 2015
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Remainer

A person who believes that in brutally severing ties with the EU the UK will be worse off than it currently is.
Remainers always try to use facts and logic to prove that Brexit is a bad idea.
by DameKnowledge October 24, 2019
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