Restroom

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.

Where are the restrooms in this place?

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.

I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.

by mistermedl October 21, 2010

public restroom

a place where STD's are transfered from bums, hobos, and hookers to those who are brave enough to venture inside them and use them for deffocation purposes.

I found out that my STD came from the public restroom and not my girlfriend.

I died a little inside as I passed the public restroom.

by Jizzo March 1, 2005

restroom

The bedroom.

You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.

Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!

Honey, let's head on up to the restroom and make some serious whoopie!
Then we can REST afterward!!!

by Telephony October 11, 2014

retronaughty

What it was like to be naughty in the not to distant past, when a casual gesture or word was thought of as funny and a little naughty, not like today when it might considered sexist or sexual discrimination.

My lady co-worker giggled over my retronaughty advances but my boss said it was sexist.

by 2B+ April 6, 2015

Restroom Roulette

This usually applies to women more than men. It's when you go into the bathroom that has a bunch of stalls and it smells like somebody took a big shit. You try to find a stall that the person did not take that huge shit. You go in, sit down and the toilet is warm. You just lost at restroom roulette.

I just lost at restroom roulette. I had to pee really bad and it smelled like shit in there. I sat on the toilet that was warm.

by Feisty M July 8, 2015

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021