"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."
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Get the renewable resources mug.The "God's" making important decisions which affect the lives of the employees who work under them, causing employees to become angered; they then hide behind locked doors, fearing for their lives, while providing nachos for the employees in the lunchroom to try and make peace
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Get the Human Resources mug.Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.
Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.
by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005
Get the Computational Resources mug.The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.
Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.
Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.
Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.
Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.
Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!
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Get the human resources mug.Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!
Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?
Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.
Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.
Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
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