A streamer that plays mostly roblox and people only watch it to get clout and spam to react to crappy videos and to watch rekozer simp {pokimane}.
Father: Hey son are you watching Rekozer?
Kid: Yeah he just reacted to his bold head on the news so now I get mod again.
Father: Thats great son.
Kid: Yeah he just reacted to his bold head on the news so now I get mod again.
Father: Thats great son.
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Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!
by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022
Get the Updated Autopsy Report mug.A sadistic "project" given to students by teachers in the hope that they will learn something from it. Although students are expected to work on these reports for long periods of time, they can usually be completed in one day with help from spark notes, wikipedia, or other websites.
"Hey Dylan did you start your book report yet?"
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."
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Get the reckon mug.Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.
Bob: I can't wait for vacation!
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
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