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RessurectoR

dont be a RessurectoR
by The one and only. October 16, 2003
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Reassurance Head

During the early parts of a relationship, when your anxiety ridden ass keeps waiting for the other shoe to drop, because you're used to every serious relationship going wrong. This one is different though and you know it, so you explain to her what you're feeling and she reassures you in the best way possible...on her knees.
You: Babe, I keep feeling like something is going to go wrong, even though I know we're going great. I guess I'm just too used to things going sideways for me, when I really like someone.

Her: Aww, baby, no. I think you need some reassurance head. (gets on knees and ties hair back).
by Anxious Sack Of Water August 8, 2019
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reassure

v. to pleasure yourself watching youporn.com
Agent Sakamoto: So when was the last time you reassured yourself?

Agent Sicre: Last night, once, before bed time. Y tu?

Agent Sakamoto: Twice this morning, once at lunch, and one more before going to bed - think of you of course!

Agent Sicre: Awwww..You're so sweeeeet! That much reassurance, huh?

Agent Sakamoto: Now you know the secret of my confidence displayed before you.

Agent Sicre: I can't wait. See you in a twenty minutes.

Agent Sakamoto: Gigggity.
by WesleySakamoto March 23, 2009
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Wessel Janse van Rensburg

A South African legend famous for the most attractive man ever to come out of the country. A white male with amazing eyes.
Girl: Have you heard of Wessel Janse van Rensburg?
Other Girl: Of course! Isn't he breathtaking?!
by Joseph van der Merwe September 11, 2012
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ressurita

when a monk ressuscitates someone.
"Don't you know that monks ressurita?"
by Flechinha August 16, 2018
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Rensburg

A very sexy white south african with a positive kdr against swapo in the border war and fighting communists. He is very Chad with a 10 pack and very ripped. A very racist person from apartheid.
Rensburg is very sexy and i want to touch him
by Afrikaner August 2, 2021
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musical reassurance

Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.
Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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