Remote Angel

The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.

too lazy to get up and unable to fing the remote,Gus started making remote angels.

by Bigger Gus February 24, 2012

remote rage

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage

It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage

by im_on_meth March 21, 2010

Remoteded

Verb- To change the channel on your TV
History: It all started in early 2018 in the suburbs of London, UK when many people from the upcoming generation of youngers became bored of saying stuff like "changing the channel"

Daniel: I just remoteded from spongebob to Teletubbies
Sujita: Oh cool idrc but cool

by Mo Kay aka fortnite god/legend October 20, 2018

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

by Nate R.. August 18, 2006

Remints

Group of small\tiny bits of stuff (usually undesired) that can't otherwise be identified.

Eugh it's got remints all over it.

I found some remints in my hair the other day.

by David Downing June 17, 2008

remote

Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.

Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.

by Lorelili April 3, 2011