Rembrandt

Rembrandt, Dutch Renaissance artist cir. 1600 known for his usage of light and shading, was a sexy piece of ass.

'Look at the shading on /that/ ass, yo'

'fo real'

by Dane April 16, 2005

remembrenate

To remember.

(Made by Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach)

"Oh I remembrenate that."
"What the hell..?"

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Raining Rembrandt

Raining Rembrandt is the art of covering your buthole with multiple colors of paint and farting them on something or somebody else.

Last night John gave that girl from the bar an imense Raining Rembrandt.

by E3ze July 15, 2017

19th July mr Chisholm Remembrance Day

The day of which the German teacher unfortunately leaves his form and classes wish him all the best at his new job and hope to hear from him thank you for helping us for the two years you were our form teacher

19th July mr Chisholm Remembrance Day Is tomorrow Tom and Evan hope he has a great time at his new job

by The Chisholm fans July 18, 2023

Rembrandt

Used pejoratively, the term "Rembrandt" can be applied to any lecherous individual over 40 with pedophilic predilections of any sort.

The term was originated in Germany in the early 2000s in reference to a highly suspicious park-dweller in Bonn who accosted a group of schoolchildren inviting them to a "night walk" with lanterns. The individual wore an ornate leather hat not unlike those in Rembrandt's famous painting "The Night Watchman."

The term can also be used more playfully to designate any individual (almost always male) guilty of ogling women under 18.

That guy over there is a Rembrandt. I'd keep your kids away from him at all costs.

by Doctor Max July 30, 2012

remembrance haze

When you feel you're in a haze and can't do anything but remember. Doesn't matter what you're remembering but it all comes to you and you can't stop. Everything you do reminds you of that one person, place, or thing.

I was stuck in a remembrance haze all day. Everything reminds me of him.

by Ouch03 April 7, 2019

Rembrandt

When you are with a girl, and you pull a chunk of her hair out, cum all over it, then pint her face with it

Matt was with a chick last night and he finally pulled off a Rembrandt for the ages!

by DC masterpieces September 17, 2022