remainders of fun

A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.

Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."

by Nick D May 23, 2004

Bitches on retainer

When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.

Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!

by Alexthegreatt October 19, 2020

Empty Reminder

The act of telling somebody to remind you to do something to either make you look like a good person because it is a good deed. Or to pass on responsibility so that you can blame them when you forget.

"Steve, remind me to visit the old people's home on Christmas"
"Ted, you don't care about old folks, thats such an empty reminder to make Janice like you"

Doctor: "Nurse, remind me to avoid that blood vessel"
*blood spraying and alarm bells*
Doctor: "Why didnt you remind me, this all your fault."

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

remainding

to be left after the removal, loss, destruction
(this is TOTALLY how you spell it!)

Jimmy: Hey how many cookies are remainding?
bobby: you mean remaining?
Jimmy: NO! I mean REMAINDING; It's a WORD

by wahale March 3, 2011

Reewinder

To de-evolve, to never progress, to never improve, to never move forward.

1.King of back pedal

2.Doofus; Moron; Dolt;etc

3.Immature Adult

by SoeJoe August 5, 2004

cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

by READAAR March 21, 2006

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

by jayB109 August 20, 2010