Rectosaurus

A homosexual dinosaur that enjoys gay sex with other rectosaurus' since the species is all male. Now, it is used to describe a gay man who enjoys taking dick up the asshole on a nightly basis.

After running 5 miles, the rectosaurus, harrison, had anal sex with four gay men.

by Erik D November 4, 2006

optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

by NoQuarter July 20, 2006

CRANIAL RECTOSIS

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.

Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

by Eric Shun May 2, 2003

Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.

That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.

by Teszkóman June 25, 2022

Knektus Rektus

The act of defecating honorary knights in full armor. This is an unusual disease that effect adventurers bearing heavy loads.

The name of this anomaly comes from the Swedish words for knight (knekt) and rectum (rektum).

"An old friend of mine got a bad case of Knektus Rektus the other day, with both shield and lance!"

by Liberos May 13, 2014

cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.

That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.

by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010

cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders

that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!

by neanderman February 7, 2010