horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

refleshment

The reserve spurt of energy that joggers deploy when passing someone sexy, even though they're so exhausted they could throw up their own heart. Body language is transformed from flailing sweatbox to "I'm fit - and so are you, baby. Let's work out." Once safely out of sight, they fall over.

"Oh man, I was shagged out after 4 miles, but she was such a hottie the ol' refleshment kicked in..."

by richnfamous January 25, 2009

Refreshmental

A person who blocks access to all other varieties of fountain beverages as he fills his own.

"I had to wait forever to refill my beverage due to the refreshmental that was in the way."

by richippr September 29, 2008

Refreshman

(1) Noun - a parent who previously graduated college and excels at partying when they visit their offspring at college.

(2) Noun - a middle aged individual that wishes they could enroll in college again after observing how much more fun college life appears to be presently.

1. Molly’s dad, a refreshman, beat the barback, a junior, in arm wrestling.

2. Upon returning from frat-lot pregaming, Dave declared he was officially a refreshman.

by Varmit55 April 15, 2021

Reflushment

The 2 player act in which only males partake in to create home-made refreshments. Male 1 sits at the toilet while the Male 2 uses his penis to plug Male 1's asshole. Male 1 then pushes his shit deep into Male 2's urethra where they let it marinate for flavor. Male 2 then mixes the poopy penile discharge into a sludge. They then release the the flood gates into two bowls and enjoy their well-deserved treat.

Tom: "Hey man wanna reflush?"

Mark: "Hell yeah bro I love I'd love a nice reflushment!"

by fartbox47 July 17, 2024