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refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).
You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.
by mwalimu March 20, 2008
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recrastinate

to procrastinate again, tomorrow or the next day.
the act of placing something that you had been procrastinating on previously, and planning to do on a specific day,(today for example) and setting it off again or giving it one more day.(doing it tomorrow)
Hey man come with us to the movies.
Nah man I can't I've got homework and a project to do. I already procrastinated enough, it's due in 3 days.
Come on dude just recrastinate it for tomorrow.
by hushr September 19, 2008
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REFAKETIONSHIP

2 people in a relationship that are not committed to one another & are having sexual relations with others and have others thinking they are their mate,

2 people together pretending that they love eachother & everything is all good..when everything is all bad no committment,no respect.other partners involved
A woman trying to be a pimps wife refaketionship
A pimp trying to be with a square female refaketionship
A hoe thinking shes her pimps woman refaketionship
A man or women having more than one girlfriend or boyfriend refaketionships
by the dummyducker August 28, 2011
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refractory period

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.
Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.
by Kunta Kinte Mufase Mbwatu July 15, 2006
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Textual Refractory Period

The amount of time it takes someone to return a text message.
- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!
by Justice Bird March 1, 2012
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Refalizard

The strongest pokemon in the world! Unbeatable. There is only one in the world, it lives with t.bunyip. Refalizard is smart, large and can fly. It can change colour too. It also does large poos....
Woah! Refalizard just wiped out Axem choatix!
by Choice man t August 6, 2004
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Refractory Period

The period of great sadness that occurs between the time a man ejaculates and when a man can become erect again. Also known as "The Great Depression"
After ejacualating into Susan's face, Billy experienced a refractory period
by donkey fuker September 5, 2008
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