by Pocalik May 22, 2004

A typical Indian, especially Punjabi e-girl who'd start texting with you just to mess with you, even going as far as saying "I think I love you" after just a couple of messages, would block in a couple of days. Do not trust them.
Person 1: Yo, I just got a DM from Reet.
Person 2: Is she saying that she loves you? Classic Reet
Person 1:*visible confusion*
Person 2: Is she saying that she loves you? Classic Reet
Person 1:*visible confusion*
by MortalDragon May 2, 2021

A competitive, weird but loyal friend. She will always be there for you in times of need and she always gives the best advice. She is the greatest person you will ever meet.
She's such an amazing person! She must be Reet
by ray ofsunshine July 5, 2017

A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.
by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017

This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.
Alpaca: REET!
by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018

reet is a kind, loving person. she will make you feel good when you’re sad but she can be jealous too. she has trust issues so treat her right. she is funny and goofy, she is VERY energetic and laughs in the worst moments
by lilyss_cool March 2, 2022

by rEeEeT KiD January 3, 2020
