rednick

The offspring of a 'redneck' and a 'normal' person. Picture Larry the Cable guy knocking up Sandra Bullock. The ensuing baby will indubitably have innate, annoying redneck qualities from it's father, whilst the mother would try to raise it with class so it has a good shot at succeeding in life. It'd grow up to be a person who, for the most part, fits into normal society, yet still has many annoying redneck quirks. Similar to an interracial child, yet a mix of culture instead of race.

"Yo, little Billy lives in a $300,000 house with his parents, and he goes to the finest prep school. Yet he still blows snot rockets in mixed company, and he fastened the seat back on his bike with duck tape. I haven't met his parents, but my guess is that little Billy is a rednick."

by cagedape January 13, 2010

redicking

Having sex with someone that you used to (but no longer) dated or had sex with...

After 5 years of not seeing each other, they met up again, and he started redicking her...

by Marco Ace October 10, 2016

Super Redic

When something is so ridiculous you just don't have the time to say ridiculous and it's 4 long syllables. But it is also just so extra-ordinary you it's SUPER redic.

Kayla: dude I just took some adderall YAYYYYY. *while dancing and pacing*

Franky: whoah you're super redic on adderal! I can't wait to see you drunk haha.

by octoxide June 19, 2009

rodrick rules

can be inputted after the title of any sequel. reference to the children’s books, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.

the bible 2: rodrick rules
world war 3: rodrick rules
shrek 5: rodrick rules

holocaust 2: rodrick rules

minions 2: rodrick rules

by xxxdantin January 6, 2019

Rodrick

He’s an amazing boyfriend Smart

Amazing in the bed gets what he wants he’s a very funny person sometimes nice sometimes mean❣️

Rodrick is a very caring person

by Therealkay July 3, 2020

Redicilous

When something is so stupid you have to mock it twice.

That's redicilous. Like totally stupid.

by KeiZzaH June 23, 2009

reddict

A combination of the words "reddit" and "addict", a reddict is defined to be one who spends countless hours of his or her life wasting away on reddit, clicking on everything and the proceeding to spam his or her friends facebook walls and news feeds with links to in-depth comment threads on the quality of bathroom graffiti, pictures of newborn platypuses, and rage comic after rage comic. after. rage. comic.

How to spot a reddict based on:
Their vocalizations
"Hey man, check out this conspiracy theory posted on reddit! Theses guys are claiming Rebecca Black's Friday is actually about JFK's assassination!!"
"Look at this X-Wing fighter I just made out of office supplies!!"
"AdviceAnimals KNOW ALL!!"
"Is that a balloon triceratops?!?!?"

Their appearance
-Likely to be shrunken in appearance from hours of inactivity
-Eyes bloodshot and strained from computer glare at 4:00am
-Likely to suffer from a form of carpal tunnel syndrome of the index finger

Their facebook interactions
-Consist of post after post containing a link via reddit
-Posting continuing through all hours of the night
-Consist of nothing except reddit

Take caution in dealing with such individuals and viewing their spam so as to avoid joining their ranks and submitting oneself to the temptation that is reddit.

Facebook User 1:"Another post! This is the 6th philosoraptor in the past 10 minutes!"
Facebook User 2: "Man, that Jesse kid sure is a reddict."

by maydaylvr3 June 7, 2011