red velvet

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.

1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.

by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012

Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.

Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"

by friendsgiving December 6, 2014

Red velvet

The act of having sex while on your period

Girl-" I can't have sex tonight, I'm on period."
Ed-" Don't worry I like red velvet"

by Tinmock June 11, 2017

Red Velvet

5 iconic queens who can do many concepts including halloween during Christmas season. They are legendary, sexy dynamites and they can hit that drum. When reveluvs are down, they remind us to POWER UP!! Also, when Yeri says she is British, she is British. Anyways, BOOYAHHH!!!

PS: There is only 1 downside, but it ain't their fault. They're coming to CANADA but why only 2 cities out of 100+??

Example: wow Red Velvet is sooo amazing likeeeeee WOOWWW DAEBAKK

by Spilling tea December 30, 2018

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed and managed by SM Entertainment. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with the digital single "Happiness" with the four-member line-up of Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. Yeri joined the group in March 2015, following their first major release, Ice Cream Cake.

STAN RED VELVET. AND WE WANT A FULL ALBUM FOR THEMMMMM

WE WANT A COMEBACK THIS 2020.

SM SUCKS

AND WE WANT PSYCHO SOTYYY!!

Dude what is Red Velvet?

Is that a cake?

Nope its a korean girl group

by Imalittlemonster08012016 October 14, 2020

Red Velvet

Minecraft Youtuber and streamer who don't listen to Kpop or bake cakes, often mistaken for a very angry Dream Stan.

Is also Antfrost's boyfriend and without socks.

P1 on Twitter : Wow this Dream Stan really is horny on main huh what a toxic community
P2 : He know Dream since high school you dumbfuck

Or

P1 : This "Red Velvet" account is crossing Antfrost's boundaries I think they just posted about his ass's circumference

P2 : hahahaha

by Edgar House August 30, 2021

Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child

Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024