Red Rings of Death

Microsofts friendly way of telling me my 360 is fucked right after i finished the intro of first time ever playing Modern Warfare 2 which i just bought finally.
Me: Yea i finally got MW2 and got through intro and all of sudden it froze.... and got the Red Rings of Death. :(

Friend: HA dude that sucks! Well your xmas break is gonna suck.

Me: Fuck you

Friend: Tell me over live.

Me: :'-(
by autolover3 December 21, 2009
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red ring of death

A common occurance between Xbox 360 owners. Caused because Microsoft was too quick in building their console, resulting in cheap software. The worst is when the top right is not lit, meaning software failure. Many websites recommend you fixing it yourself, but this is highly unrecommended, due to tampering and resulting in loss of warranty. Do not listen to these people! They don't know how to fix nothing!
Person 1: Man! The red ring of death for the second time!
Person 2: Just twice?! You're lucky! I've seen it nine times!
Person 1: Microsoft sucks donkey ba***!
by Fuckitall August 18, 2008
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Red Ring Of Death

A way of Microsoft saying "hey man, thanks for you're money oh and btw haha!!!! Your 360 is fucked!!!!! (EVIL LAUGHTERS)"
Excitement builds up inside me as I watched the first intro of Mass Effect 2 then the screen went black and I get the Red Ring Of Death......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by maosodo February 18, 2010
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red rings of death

What ps3s don't get ;)

-Symbolizes xbox 360 cancer (scarlet pwnage)
PC- Dammit got the red rings of death last night -_-

Me- Buy a ps3 bitch
by ghostinthemachine1 March 02, 2010
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its when your 360 plays with your emotions!!! when you turn it on expecting to kill some noobs in modern warfare 2 just to look up and see the red ring of death which indicates microsoft has just fucked u for 200 bucks cause now it is nothing more then a paperweight it's done its dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hateroner on phone:what up my nigga

friend:chillin bout to roll up some haze playing mw2 u??
hateroner: word!!! imma hop on now!!!!

(3 seconds later)
Hateroner: Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!! u 360!!!!!!!!
friend: dawg whats up????
Hateroner: nigga i just got the red ring of death
friend:lol

Hateroner:not fucking funny i knew i should have bought a ps3
by Hateroner July 24, 2010
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Red ring of death

The state of your poo shute after having intense anal sex. This can cause intense pain when shitting and even anal periods
"Johnny last night was crazy"
"Yeah you really gave me a red ring of death"
by Epicgamerhot64 June 05, 2019
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the red ring of death

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period
pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis
by MoronBrother March 08, 2010
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