rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008

Cognitive Recalibration

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.

Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."

by Bieber H8R June 22, 2015

rectal rummager

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.

"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"

by bigjimdx June 1, 2005

rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Recca

A nice friend that will become successful very soon but won't change or switch

Yo you're such a recca

by UrbanTruey October 19, 2018

Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016