The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010
Get the Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)mug. fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008
Get the fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>mug. Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
Get the The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entrymug. John: I got my car stolen at gunpoint in the city last night.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.
by YorkFever December 13, 2024
Get the pattern recognitionmug. 777
All fair is love and war CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
Another way to say UP YOURS in a WISE ASSERY WAY.
It can be that HEAVENLY MOVE we all wait for.
All fair is love and war CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
Another way to say UP YOURS in a WISE ASSERY WAY.
It can be that HEAVENLY MOVE we all wait for.
Do the CYBER MATH and enjoy yourself and PRIVY people AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION IS AN @ for your BABY.
Look your ASSH0LE is a little dirty as let me seeyourassh0le and do an AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as that built in QUALUTY SMELLY if you are a special homosexual and STINKY if you have interests in eating TOSS SALAD for lunch that is STINKY.
Hey dude AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as go up one MORE LEVEL for the rest of us where you are sitting as BUTT PLEASE keep the BALLS in the BALLPARK.
Be careful as don't walk in any BALL PARK at AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION time.
Look your ASSH0LE is a little dirty as let me seeyourassh0le and do an AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as that built in QUALUTY SMELLY if you are a special homosexual and STINKY if you have interests in eating TOSS SALAD for lunch that is STINKY.
Hey dude AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION as go up one MORE LEVEL for the rest of us where you are sitting as BUTT PLEASE keep the BALLS in the BALLPARK.
Be careful as don't walk in any BALL PARK at AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION time.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL January 12, 2022
Get the AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITIONmug. 1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.
by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020
Get the Facial Recognitionmug. Yahm Yahmx Recognition Day also abbreviated as YYRD is an annual holiday that takes place on September 23. We recognize daimyan for his had word in the slavery field, and being a gorilla for Seattle. It is mandated by law that you tell Daimyan Blancas happy Yahm Yahmx Recognition Day.
by Jaime Bermudez September 23, 2021
Get the Yahm Yahmx Recognition Daymug.