Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.

I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.

by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.

He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.

by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020

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Furry Recognition Day

Furry Recognition Day happens annually. It is a day where if you are a furry, you draw a paw on the back of your dominant hand and you see if anyone else is doing the same thing to know if anyone around you is a furry. This can help make some friends. This day is completely optional, yet recommended for all furries out there.

James: Hey! Its Furry Recognition Day!
Brandon: I know.
James: I see you drew a paw on the back of your hand. You’re a furry?
Brandon: Yeah. You too?
James: Yeah!

by Qurtyz May 26, 2022

pattern recognition

How right wing extremists justify their hate towards minorities while claiming to use critical thinking

A (Nazi:) Who is a fraction of population but commits most of the crimes?
B: Men?
A: NOO IT'S BLACK PPL!
B: Bro that's jus racist
A: It's not racism, it's pattern recognition
B: Sure bro

by Sergio Mattarella June 2, 2024