A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
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Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.
by murlock June 29, 2011
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The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!
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