Parental Rebate

The money you get from your parents for buying something on your own.
Adam: Eric, how much did those shoes cost?

Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.

Adam: SICK!
by itzz pink August 16, 2009
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gentleman's rebate

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.
Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.
by Brandonn S.87 October 07, 2019
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match rebate

The free dinners and gifts received from the dates obtained from online dating networks that in-turn negate your monthly enrollment fee with the network itself.

(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)
Ashley: So how was last night?
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.
by lp1136 July 14, 2010
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instant rebate

masturbation a second time in quick succession, with no down time
That porn was such a good deal. I got an instant rebate.
by bohut September 10, 2012
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rebate buzz

1: an immediate buzz or feeling of drunkenness after only one or two drinks where they have combined with the remains of the previous night's drinks to quicken the process of intoxication

2: usually takes place when "tying one on" and morning/afternoon drinking

3: also, an easy way to preemptively eliminate a hangover
"After drinking only a couple beers at lunch, A.C. got a rebate buzz because he hadn't fully recovered from the night before."
by producua June 13, 2008
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White Trash Rebate

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to evade the limitations of rebate offer fine print and obtain a rebate to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash echange, white trash refund, white trash warranty claim, white trash regifting, etc.
Horace, a retirement village mailroom attendant, drew heavily upon his innate sense of fiscal ingenuity, when he overcame the limitations of the "One Rebate Per Household" restriction by using a white trash rebate scheme to pocket dozens of $5 denture creme rebate checks.
by texlex61 January 27, 2009
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idiot tax rebate

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.
Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.
by jwgrooves January 27, 2011
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