rertard

Smart, opposite of retard, u retard

U r not a rertard

by Insert name in this box February 13, 2018

reatardacal

Very, very, very, reatared

"your so reatardacal dude"!

by luna ai May 13, 2007

realtard

someone who can pass off the appearance of normal but actual is a moron.

I thought Josh could handle it the fry machine but he's a realtard.

by johnnie lee higgins February 12, 2009

reTarTarded Sauce

what is a mongoloid, down syndrome, or retarded person's favorite condiment.

Man, I saw, Corky, from the televison show at Long John Silver's and he asked for reTarTarded sauce to go along with his fish and chips.

by cbdoobie November 20, 2018

Readtard

BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling

"You are a readtardddddddddd"

by cumpant May 22, 2020

Reartarted

During sex, the man pulls out at climax and puts the tip of his penis in the woman's butt, ejaculating into it without warning.

"So she kicked you out, huh?"
"Yeah, I got her reartarted and from there on it was downhill."

by the blind lijkbzresdg January 20, 2021

readtard

An asshole who can't read long paragraphs of text and complain about it.

"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."

by Angel Error February 24, 2022