A word borne of a shamanic morning stumbling through the streets of North West London whilst smashed up on 2c-i. It is used to greet peasants, serfs and those who generally owe allegiance to your most noble stature within society. It may be freely interchanged with the less formal version "Regals".
Peasants: "All hail! We are in the presence of royalty"
Monarch i.e. Me: "May I bestow regalities upon you townsfolk. You may rise."
Monarch i.e. Me: "May I bestow regalities upon you townsfolk. You may rise."
by King Skidderson II November 6, 2008
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Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
by welllll fuck January 20, 2009
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For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.
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Get the relatives mug.The art of trying to appear to be listening to someone, but just reacting to the last thing they said in an agreeing manner.
I was talking to my buddy Bob about my daily grind with work, and my wife making a big deal about the "hassle" taking our daughter to Disney Land.
He replied with "Yeah, Disney Land can be pretty stressful." ... He totally missed my point, typical Reactive Listening!
Antonym: Active Listening
He replied with "Yeah, Disney Land can be pretty stressful." ... He totally missed my point, typical Reactive Listening!
Antonym: Active Listening
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I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.
by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011
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