She seems like the perfect girl. She'
s pretty, she seems nice, and she's freinds with everyone. Until you get to know her. Then you find out that she has been with thousands of guys and has had more dongs inside her than a Chinese phonebook. Then when you find out she is a whore, you
don't want to be with her anymore. So you nicely tell her off and you be calm about it. So she goes ape-shit
crazy and makes all of your friends abandon you, ruins any chance of you dating anyone local, and sees to it that you have a bad
day. She seems perfect, but she's not. She is a bitch.
Charlie
Day: Where you been man?
Danny Devito: I was bangin that hoor Rayna in the dumpster behind
Wendy's now I'm all itchy and my
pee burns.
Charlie Day: That's it I'm dumping her