raffle your donut

Scottish expression according to comedian Craig Ferguson meaning, "Go peddle your ass." Similar to Get lost, or fuck off.

Haggis: I saw you with Maggie last night. She's one ugly bitch.
Mac: Go raffle your donut

by Harry Baltazar May 23, 2008

Raffler

Raffler

Pronunciation: -\'ra-fler\
Function: noun
Date: Circa 1860

A person frequently given to raffling; especially: one who raffles on public transportation

"mah boy dropped outta school. He dun gone off da make hizzelf into a Raffler."

by Luvz2raffle January 17, 2008

Raffles Junior College

A ~premier~ institution for higher learning. Student population is 90% incestuous with RI/RGS kids with 10% from other schools. Students party every night and have hangovers the next morning, smoke in isolated stairwells and makeout in handicap toilets. Nobody hands in homework unless they're from China but everyone takes 73094750 tuition classes.

Retainees are cool, Triad is the school band, and everyone is addicted to ice lemon tea. All science students take H3 (advanced subject). Arts students try to overcome their marginalization by having rave parties in school with alcohol and getting hickies before being reprimanded the next day.

But everyone leave with crazy!good results anyway.

1:RAFFLES JUNIOR COLLEGE'S FIERCE! The students party all day/night and they still get good results!
2: inoerite! :(
RJC Students: Don't hate us cuz you ain't us. :)r

by rafflesians July 27, 2008

raffletocracy

A form of government in which all decisions are left to chance.

Mario Kart 8 employs a raffletocracy rather than democracy when voting on the next track.

by frankthetank1234 December 13, 2014

Rawlley

Utterly repulsive and or gross.

It is quite rawlley to pick your nose.

by Squirmatologist September 17, 2022

The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

Raffle

Raffle
Pronunciation: \'ra-fel\
Function(s): verb; noun

1. Raffle: (verb) To determinedly handle one's business in order to ultimately complete the task at hand

Also:
2. Raffle (noun) A movement comprised mostly of professional rafflers and their cohorts. See also: Raffler

Antonym: I.T.W.

"one day my ho' ridez da subway, an' den shez gon' da raffle??"

by Luvz2raffle January 14, 2008