Rizz Radius

The radius that yo rizz reaches.

Guy 1: AYO check out the rizz radius of Luka bro :(
He’s getting ALL the ladies in the room.

Guy 2: bruh… you know this is a retirement home right…?

by BroBroMan42069 January 10, 2023

Butt Hurt Radius

The emotional distance between the speaker and people in the speaker's life whose feelings may be hurt by an action or inaction by the speaker.

Shaq: I'm bothered that you didn't click "like" on my newborn's pic on Facebook.
Phil Jackson's hair stylist: WTF? I'm in your Butt Hurt Radius?

by Andy90710 November 10, 2010

radius

The strong unexplainable pull of one's "pick-up abilities" on a girl of choice that is in said radius.

Sally was in the midst of John's radius last night;so she inevitably had sex with him

by sodumc February 25, 2009

Splash Radius

The distance that toilet water travels when a piece of crap falls from your butt hole and splashes into the toilet.

If a Splash Radius is Danger Close, it usually means that the water is splashing you on your butt cheeks.

by jokjok2796 April 25, 2010

Blast Radius

Is the level of poo all on the back and inside of the toilet after an explosive bowel movement

Dude! I ate 10 white castle's last night and dropped a huge one, the blast radius was a good 12 inches

by Ogb18 October 18, 2008

Clapping Radius

The distance on either side of your body that is needed in order for you to applaud.

Jeff, I am unable to applaud this spokesman because you're standing within my clapping radius!

by Kewl Kev October 22, 2009

Sex Radius

The distance in which one is willing to travel for really amazing sex. This can be in part determined by the person's hotness and just how amazing the sex is.

The "sex radius" for person X is definitely at least 6 hours. He's that good.

by randomthinker77 September 13, 2012