Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005

Ralph Fiennes

The sexiest human being to ever exist. Also an incredibly talented actor who is often cast as an antagonist. Notable movies he starred in include Schindler's List, The English Patient, The Reader, and the Harry Potter movies. He's British and his name is pronounced RAYF FINES, not Ralf Fee-en-ez. Did I mention he's SUPER sexy? He's the epitome of sex.

Why the hell hasn't Ralph Fiennes received an Oscar yet?
I WANT RALPH FIENNES IN MY BED STAT.

by fiennesxme July 23, 2011

ralphing

v. The act if vomiting.

Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!

by Jargin April 26, 2006

Ralph

To make a right turn. Usually while driving.

Yo man, hang a ralph at the next light.

by shiznit September 3, 2003

Ralph Nader

The most persistant mother fucker who ever lived.

Ralph Nader kicks ass.

by Eric December 28, 2005

Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003