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Racoonicorn

This mythical creature was originally a half breed of a unicorn and a racoon and bread for its mystical powers and fantastic climbing ablilities.Originally found in a land called Qualicum beach by a young geographer named Patrick Hooney,this creature has a horn that sticks from the middle of its head and a white tuft of hair in the middle of its chest.
"Was that a friggin racoonicorn that just booked it by?"
by JounA December 25, 2004
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Yeehaw Racoon

A yeehaw racoon is a special species of southern racoons. They really love tractors and are attracted to the colour green. Hippos are the number one mortal enemy of Yeehaw Racoons.
A yeehaw racoon attacked the hippo. Inducing a four-century war.
by Asyc April 26, 2019
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Racoon Tail

The wispy hair that runs out of a chicks ass crack and up her back. Most easily seen on Italian or other dark haired Women.
Sure shes a hot Italian chick, but I bet shes sporting a "Racoon Tail"
by Shelby Dude August 8, 2007
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The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.
Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.
by S.E.S. October 29, 2008
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Cheeky Racoon

A sneaky devil who sneaks around making snide comments that neither offend nor inoffend
Girl: "Does my bum look big in this?"

Guy: "Yuh huh baby!"

Girl: "Oh, you're such a cheeky racoon!"
by cheekyremil April 21, 2009
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dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans
"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"
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Racoon Man

A person native to the Montgomery County Area outside of DC, but runs all over the place. He's some sort of marathon runner, and runs across county every day. Has this one long, nasty, wide, blonde dreadlock commin off his head about two feet. Is rumored to be mentally challenged and has been arrested for running in the nude. He also does not stop for cars, so watch out.
Did you see the Racoon Man today?
Yeah, that dread is gross.
by BeRaddyRad October 6, 2006
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