When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.
Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*
by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022
Get the Michigan railgun mug.The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.
"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"
"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"
"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"
by DMeaner February 20, 2024
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The act of suppositing a large, mortar shaped metal butt plug into the anus, then nipping down to your local hospital for your MRI scan.
The magnetic resonance has been known to instantly accelerate the supposited metal object up to the speed of sound and deposit it elsewhere in the torso.
The magnetic resonance has been known to instantly accelerate the supposited metal object up to the speed of sound and deposit it elsewhere in the torso.
"Hey Arthur, did your wifes hospital appointment get in the way of your sexy weekend away?"
"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.
"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.
by ChewMyR00t May 11, 2023
Get the Anal rail gun mug.type of gun that uses magnets and electricity to shoot out the "bullet" at super sonic speeds. mainly in sci-fi and games,but its real.
by jibus July 4, 2005
Get the rail gun mug.A large type of cannon that uses 2 or more rails (hence the name) that are charged with electromagnetic energy. They electromagnets propel a projectile at high speeds over great distances. These weapons do get very hot after use and therefore require great cooling power.
by p8ntball4life79 July 7, 2006
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1) A weapon under development. Used against a giant robot clawing the Pyramids of Giza.
2) Ability that can fire straight electric shots, with anything iron-made as head.
3) A tomboyish woman who loves wearing boylegs, loves a frog mascot, has more than 20,000+ clones and fell in love to an unlucky bastard named Touma.
1) A weapon under development. Used against a giant robot clawing the Pyramids of Giza.
2) Ability that can fire straight electric shots, with anything iron-made as head.
3) A tomboyish woman who loves wearing boylegs, loves a frog mascot, has more than 20,000+ clones and fell in love to an unlucky bastard named Touma.
1) Rail Gun is a futuristic weapon.
2)Agent: I want a prototype weapon called a Rail Gun.
Ship Captain: That's classified.
Agent: Don't talk to me about CLASSIFIED!
3) A Rail Gun shot was deflected once again by the UNLUCKIEST BASTARD on Earth.
2)Agent: I want a prototype weapon called a Rail Gun.
Ship Captain: That's classified.
Agent: Don't talk to me about CLASSIFIED!
3) A Rail Gun shot was deflected once again by the UNLUCKIEST BASTARD on Earth.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
Get the Rail Gun mug.I took my girl to Taco Bell after the club last night. She must have been skiing in the bathroom, because when we got home she went off like a rail gun and put her but plug through my neighbor’s window.
by Comp B September 10, 2020
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