The Radish King (formerly known as Dissonant Values) is a gamer/troll and blogger. A former collaborator of Youtubers MinnesotaBurns and True Editor, marked by his eccentric behavior and dry sense of humor. Known for his cynicism, sarcasm, and overall deadpan behavior in game lobbies, The Radish King has no problem making other gamers cry and question their self worth. Also a major contributor to the Naruto fan community, The Radish King is a wealth of knowledge, overt bullshit, and borderline insanity. Skimming the fine line between bona-fide royalty and juvenile attention seeking farce, The Radish King is best left to the gutter of the gaming world.
"Yeah, that's right, I just sent you to an early grave. I'm Captain Planet Motherfuckers and I'm going back up. Don't you summon me again unless you ready for that pain. The power is mine."
"One night, many years ago I lay with a woman and from that union a child was born. Nine months later you took your first breath. Who's your father now asshole? Oh, and your mothers a whore."
Gamer 1: "Crap, The Radish King is in this lobby with his party. Let's back out..."
"One night, many years ago I lay with a woman and from that union a child was born. Nine months later you took your first breath. Who's your father now asshole? Oh, and your mothers a whore."
Gamer 1: "Crap, The Radish King is in this lobby with his party. Let's back out..."
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