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Rahm Emanuel

Chicago’s lying, racist, scumbag ex-mayor. Also known as “Mayor 1%” and “the ‘coverup’ part of ‘16 shots and a coverup.’”

Rahm Emanuel spent most of 2015 protecting killer cop Jason Van Dyke. Van Dyke murdered Laquan McDonald, a black teenager from the west side of Chicago, in October 2014. Van Dyke and other officers claimed that McDonald lunged at them with a knife and died after Van Dyke shot him once. A dash cam video of the incident, released in November 2015, showed this wasn’t true: McDonald never lunged at the cops, was walking away from them when Van Dyke started shooting, and was shot 16 times. Rahm fought to prevent the public from seeing the video so the cops could maintain their cover story.

Rahm now spends his time going on talk shows, where he complains that Democrats are too supportive of trans rights. Instead, he claims that Democrats should focus on “kitchen table issues” like the plight of students who cannot read. This is deeply ironic to anyone who remembers his time as mayor, given that literacy rates didn’t seem to be a concern of his when he closed 50 Chicago public schools back in 2013.
Napervillian: Rahm Emanuel 2028!
Chicagoan: this is why we don’t claim you
by PenisEnvy July 21, 2025
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Dirty Rahm

when you wife is seen by your neighbor riding your dog while she is sucking on some random kids toes, and then you go to the location where your neighbor tells you and start to murder your dog and finish off the job on your wife.
I just did a dirty rahm and now my kids are looking for my dog.
by XXXLG PP December 4, 2024
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andrew rahme

loves a good root.

has a gf who is a 10/10.
freaky and cheeky (wink wink)
hes lovely gf bought him 1 millions
secretly hooking up with his bf (daddy dave)
hi my name is andrew rahme and I have a vagina
by luis simon February 27, 2023
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