Raccoon

A person that wears black eyeliner frequently

Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Raccoon

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon

raccoon

by fyslova October 22, 2010

Raccoon

The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!

by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019

raccoon

A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.

by Cliet May 17, 2006

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull January 3, 2008

the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.

after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017