Jake: Dude, lets go to the show tonight!
Tim: Who's playing, man?
Jake: Ruptured Duck and X's For Eyes. It'll be fucking awesome!
Tim: Let's go, man.
Tim: Who's playing, man?
Jake: Ruptured Duck and X's For Eyes. It'll be fucking awesome!
Tim: Let's go, man.
by Sam Kling February 12, 2004

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

by Awesomegum May 13, 2017

When your penis vibrate rapidly
by Awesomegum May 13, 2017

When someone has too much But sex that Their anus starts to bleed or that their Ass starts to hurt so much they can't sit.
Jack: "man my butt hurts so much doctor! I don't know why it hurts." Doctor:"have you had butt sex recently?" Jack:"yeah. Why?" Docter: "it seems you have an anal rupture
by The dank warlock July 16, 2017

by kinkerspaz March 11, 2010

Unicorn rupture sex is when a male and female finally decide to have sex at the age of 2, the boys dick is a one inch wonder meaning that it doesn’t satisfy the girl at all, this leads to the girl getting moody and crawls to get a ruptured unicorn, this unicorn as a 69 inch one meaning it highkey prefers the unicorn, the boy gets jealous so he pushes in hard, he end up getting his leg stuck in there making foot babies
by 69wondermalonder October 27, 2017
