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Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.
Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.

Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.

Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.

Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.
Rules by kuzifu September 19, 2021
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"Rules aren't meant to be followed. Keep to the code."
Rules by ProfessorBowser July 2, 2022
A set of instructions to make you bored
Rules by Wink77 May 18, 2023
overrated shit that parents and techers expect u 2 obey
person 1: wanna play video games?
person 2: sry i cant, my parents made it a rule
person 1: what the fuck, rules r shit
rules by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
False pretenses. One after the other.
Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"
Rules by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Rules of Nature 

i was going hard on rules of nature big based

Rules 29 & 30 

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
Rules 29 & 30 by da tr00f June 19, 2009