ROLF

created when the common instant messenger acronym "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) was misspelled, ROLF is an acronym for "really old lady fucking". often used to describe what people you dont like do in parking lots.

youre gonna be an old lady someday rolfing it up with some stud, i can see it

ROLF by Oscar Rocha April 30, 2006

Rolf

Having carnal relations with a young/underage girl. And then her mother and saying to the mum her daughter liked it.

I'd really like to Rolf her.

Rolf by Your psuedonym May 29, 2014

Rolf

A really cool guy, just awesome to chill with. He is easy to trust, and also has a very large dick.

Guy: Hey, wanna come over?
Rolf: Sure, I'm a Rolf, why not?

Rolf by DoggosLovePuppers July 2, 2018

ROLF

Acronym for roll on laughing floor. It means the joke told was so funny even the floor was laughing.

Tom: How does Hitler like his juice?
Gary: How?
Tom: Concentrated.
/Earthquake
Gary: ROLF

ROLF by -AlexXx January 11, 2009

rolf

rolling on le floor
similar to rofl, but it is sometimes used (especially in german speaking countries) to look cooler.

A: rolf
B: Who the fuck is rolf?
A: He is french. Rolling on le floor. Oh my gawd, you are such a noob.
B: Shut up.

rolf by Reaper[at] November 24, 2009

rolf

abbr.
"Rolling on the laughing floor"

Used by some people as another way of saying rofl.

omg rolf

rolf by Anonymous September 4, 2003

ROLF

An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.

Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was!

Person 2: ROLF!

ROLF by haha4187 July 18, 2006