rolfing

A trademarked system of deep tissue bodywork and movement education , more properly termed "structural integration", that is an outcome based process that sequentially works through the body to optimally align it in gravity and balance the dynamic relationship between the torso and the head, girdles and limbs. The process usually consists of a 10 part protocol. Named after its originator, US biochemist Dr Ida P. Rolf (1896-1979).

A Rolf Institute trained structural integrator practices "Rolfing". If one is recieving the work , one is having "Rolfing" or being "Rolfed"

by A.C.R May 16, 2008

Rolfe

A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.

You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.

by Dildo Shaggins January 9, 2009

rolf

that weird fucker from ed edd & eddy

edd: hello rolf
rolf: hello edd boy

by poopfaceeeeeeeee August 25, 2014

Rolfed

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

rolfes

to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles

I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.

by Gordon Brewer July 16, 2008

Rolf!

The noise you make when you slip on ice in a parking lot, but don't quite fall.

I can't wait to get the new...Rolf!

by Evan O'Day June 18, 2010

Rolf

An annoying show off who thinks he is cool.Most Rolfs like to climb thing to impress people.Are usually cute,blonde and short and from Finland. They will ruin their lives by trying to be cool.

Look at that guy climbing a tree,he is being such a Rolf.
I know he is such a dork.

by bearcupcake November 4, 2011