roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

ROFLMAO

A ridiculous over statement used when people actually are not "Rolling on the floor laughing (their) ass off"

In reality, it means:

Really, Only Fibbing. Looking Moderately Amused Only.

Person A: I'm so tired my eyes hurt
Person B: LOL
Person A: Did you actually LOL?
Person B: No! ROFLMAO
Person A: Are you actually laughing now?
Person B: No.
Person A: You're an idiot.

by pp0u20e8 January 31, 2010

ROFLMAO

Internet slang for "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off". Usually used when "LOL" just isn't enough. There have been cases of which people have added an 'F' to the acronym. Thus being "ROFLMFAO" A.K.A "Rolling on (the) Floor Laughing My F*cking Ass Off".

Ben: Hey Phil, why did the chicken cross the road?

Phillip: Why?

Ben: To get to the other side!

Phillip: Roflmao!

by Exfealest January 9, 2009

roflmaobtcastciiho

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One.

Combination of ROFLMAO, ROFLBTC and ROFLSTCIIHO. Means that you laugh.

Person #1: *says something funny*
Person #2: ROFLMAOBTCASTCIIHO

by SyrFox February 7, 2008

ROFLMAO

ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
ROFL + LMAO = ROFLMAO
ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

n00b: Stop shooting me in the head plzzz :'(
pro: ROFLMAO you n00b!

by erwinnnn January 17, 2009

ROFLMAOGCB

Taken from the great slang booty
But added some few words:
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Getting Carpet Burns.
This means that something is really... but REALLY funny.

ROFLMAO look at dat n00b geting hiz ass pwn3d!

by c0nSi January 27, 2004