Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.

That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.

by damissy April 16, 2005

Rental Mental

A skier who doesn't know what their doing, and rents oversized skies, wear's Jean's, and skis with the coat blowing wide open.

Hey guys...look at the retard rental mental!

by Ski Racer that is cool July 8, 2009

Rental player

In sports term: any one who is not 100 percent apart of your team.

Jimmy left the warriors to go play on his real team the jackals, Because jimmy is just a rental player for the warriors.

by Jmoneysavage May 7, 2021

rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!

Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.

by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023

Rental wife

A woman that is rented out to another man by her husband to live as another man's wife for money to her husband.

Kathy is a Rental wife.

by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009

Rental Bitch

Verb: To rental bitch is to borrow a strap on or dildo from a friend/coworker and proceed to shove it up the anuses of 10 people, male or female.

Noun: A rental bitch is a person borrowed for a brief period of time in which the borrower will make fun of the person in front of a group of people to temporarily make him/herself feel better.

Verb: The girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend when she found out that he rental bitched members of her own family.

Noun: Dude, I really fucked up on that test. I need a rental bitch pronto.

by Droptasakid December 19, 2009

Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003