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asexual reproduction

The process by which an organism makes a baby without a mommy and daddy...IT'S LIKE IT COMES OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEAD!!! (because it usually actually
does) and then a child is born...usually without a spine
-OH GOD! JOHNNY JUST SPROUTED A BABY FROM HIS HEAD!!!!!

-He reproduced asexually!
by Jimmy The Hydra January 1, 2005
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Sexual reproduction

Sexual reproduction that involves two parents.

Sexual reproduction ensures that the offspring has genetic veriation, which makes the offspring different than the parent... mabey even better, because they could have more strength against a certain disease.
In sexual reproduction the fertilization can be internal or external. In some species, the male and female mate, and fertilization occurs inside the females body. In other species the female lays eggs that the male then fertilizes outside the females body.
Some animals lay Fertilized eggs, while others, like ourselves give birth to live offspring.
Sexual reproduction

Mating dragonflies reproduce sexually
by Maddog06 May 3, 2018
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Human reproduction

A science subject that people are not supposed to find embarrassing but most people did

well i did :)

Especially adults who don't know how 2 say hi.
I hate Human Reproduction. I dont want anything like pringles or bacon.
by im still a kid July 10, 2019
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Replication Reproduction

When you produce an offspring with a clone of yourself
Congratulations on having your baby! Who’s the other parent?”
“Me”
“Huh?? Did you asexually reproduce??”
“Nahhh I banged a clone of myself, call that shit replication reproduction.”
“Oh…”
by mosscosts May 12, 2024
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Selective reproduction

How is that not exactly what wpmen are doing with abortion? "UH DER WELL IT'S THIS NEBULOUS THING GUYS! IT'S NOT THE GUY! SHE'S JUST NOT READY FOR KIDS BECAUSE.... UM... DA ECONOMY! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! DA ECONOMY! THEY'RE NOT USING THEIR PUSSY AS A BEAR TRAP FOR RICH PEOPLE WHILE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS! THAT'S NOT IT!"
Hym "If they are getting an abortion because they DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE CHILD OF THE GUY THEY FUCKED WILLINGLY... And abortion leads to the dissolution of relationships more often than not... Then women are engaging in selective reproduction. They're literally doing the thing you think is repugnant BUT IT'S WOMEN so they get a pass. Let's just exempt them for all the laws. That's what you real want. Not laws or rules for women and then men just do whatever without ever getting anything in return."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Reproductive Organ

Another name man's penis, using a musical metaphor.
Referring to a sexy woman, "I'd let her play a tune of my reproductive organ any day."
by LaughingAloud October 4, 2005
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Reproductive cough

Coughing during sexual intercourse, making your partner get some of that good virus
A female tiger after a reproductive cough was tasted for cov2sars and she turned postive
by Streetnigga69 April 6, 2020
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