Red

That one redneck who everybody teases but actually owns a stun gun that is not afraid to use.

"Ha! Let's throw Red off a cliff!"
"Oh shit! He has a stun gun!"

by Anonymous Moose Mice October 7, 2017

Red

Red is just a fucking colour!! like part of the rainbow. IT'S A COLOUR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

Teacher to child: Billie, can you recite the colours of the rainbow?
Child: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet
Teacher: Good job Billie. Have a sticker.

by RedIsJustAColour July 21, 2018

Red

A color that is sexy and violent at the same time.

The color red makes my blood pressure rise.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

red

Red is a nickname given to red-headed females by strangers walking by. Its supposed to be a term of endearment, but I don't quite understand it. Having red hair, I have been called Red many times by strangers. If I were to say "Nada Brown (or Blonde, or Black, or Grey), whad up wit you?", that would be insulting. So why is it ok to call me Red?

"Yo Red, whad up?"
"Hey Red, happy new year."
"Sup Red?"

by marsy January 1, 2005

Red

Red is always sus. Always doing fake task

Red what were you doing when comme were down?

by Fancy Baguette October 5, 2020

red

One of the many different flavors of Kool-Aid. Others include yellow, orange, purple, and occaisionally green.

Guy: Hey, you got any Kool-Aid?
Other Guy: Yeah, what flavor?
Guy: Red!

by Sjork the Viking December 24, 2008

Red

A color.
A prime color.
The first color on the rainbow.

The barn was red.
My shirt is red.
The bow was red.
Mom put red frosting on the cake.

by Zogster December 23, 2008