rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

Raygun

Totally unqualified to do something and will probably fail, but gonna give it a red-hot go anyway.

I was told to give a presentation on quantum technology. I didn't know anything about it so i rayguned it!
Yeah, he's just gonna have to raygun it!
Rayguns like a pro!

by mike55551 August 12, 2024

raygun

To be so bad at something that you single handedly ruin it for future generations.

Jim pulled a raygun on the company potluck and now we are never allowed to have a potluck at work ever again.

The movie studio raygunned the Borderlands movie and now we will never have a future Borderlands movie.

by TURBOSAD August 12, 2024

Raygun

The phenomenon of a person reaching the pinnacle of their chosen activity / field / profession / sport / art / area of interest, only to be mediocre at it. Where outside observers of that activity / field / profession / sport / art / area of interest, can proclaim that they are also able to perform to that person's level of ability.

A: "How did she get into the Olympics? She was so bad."
B: "She raygunned it."
A: "Yeah yeah, I could totally do what she did."

by Easyshotsonly August 10, 2024

raygun

when you embarrass yourself or mess something up so bad and you can't fix it.

Damn dude, I can't believe I got ghosted by her, I totally raygunned that date.

Person A: Bro I got an F.
Person B: I thought you did great on the essay! Did you raygun it?

by Clark K. August 14, 2024

Raygun

An extremely terrible dancer that does it with great enthusiasm and thinks they are fantastic.

Termed from the Australian break dancer Rachael “Raygun” Gunn from the 2024 Paris Olympics.

When I have too many drinks at the club I’m a total Raygun on the dance floor

by Charles May August 11, 2024

Raygunning

The act of shamelessly doubling down on one’s ineptitude at a professed skill after being exposed as a fraud while demonstrating said skill on the international stage, while accusing critics of being inept.

She was basically RAYGUNNING the rest of the world for saying that she couldn’t break dance at the Olympics, by openly challenging anyone on the internet to take her on.

by TheminoritydudeYetAgain December 22, 2024