rawtard

A “vegan” who thinks there's something wrong with eating cooked food, and devotes themself to abstaining from cooked foods for an extended period of time. They may subscribe to a raw-food vegan diet for misguided health, spiritual, trendy, or other bullshit woo-woo reasons. Instead of pursuing a healthy and sustainable vegan diet that includes both raw and cooked foods, they choose to eat only an extremely limited diet (often just raw fruits), often leading to caloric deficiency, nutritional deficiencies, physical illness, insanity, hatred of vegans/veganism, and ultimately becoming a meatard (very often a zealous raw-meatard) and dying of a heart-attack, cancer, e-coli, or suicide.

Rawtards are very often narcissistic loons who spend months or even years promoting the “magic” of raw-food vegan diets on Youtube before the excessively restricted diet ultimately leads them to failing health, cravings, or they just get caught wearing leather shoes and exposed as “not a real vegan”, which pushes them to conspicuously shun veganism and enthusiastically embrace a daily blood-sacrifice of unnecessary animal exploitation. They typically go from “Look at me! Look at me! I'm a raw-food vegan! You should do what I do!”, to, “Look at me! Look at me! I eat dead animals' bodies! You should do what I do!”, usually with a very brief period of “apologising” to, and “asking for understanding” from the vegan community which they have betrayed and disgraced.

“You heard there's another vegan Youtuber who started eating raw meat?”
“Yeah, another fucking rawtard who almost starved herself to death. Now she thinks raw meat is healthier than a bean-burger.”

by XatomX March 17, 2019

Rawthentic

Being of purest form, genuine (Comes from "raw" and "authentic")

I saved up to propose to her with the most rawthentic diamond money could buy.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Rawtro

A mix of the two words: Raw and Retro; generally used to describe amazing articles of clothing that are neon and bring back memories of the past, but is still raw in the sense that it flows so well in the current year.

Dude, your neon purple and blue jacket is rawtro!

by BENANDPAOLOOMG October 27, 2010

Rawtopsy

To commits acts of necrophilia without the use of a condom or similar prophylactic device.

After waiting so long for the chance to deliver the stones to Jenny, imagine my disappointment when she just spent the whole time lying there as quietly and motionless as she possibly could. The whole experience made me feel like I was performing a rawtopsy.

by Tommy Two Tacos July 14, 2017

Rawthentic

when something is unbelievably raw and genuinely authentic it is rawthentic

dude that beer pong table you made from scratch is rawthentic

by fahcuremom December 2, 2009

Rawtistic

To go in raw on an autistic kid.

To go in raw on an autistic kid.

Dude, I Totally went in raw on that autistic kid over there! Went rawtistic on that retarded pussy!

by datnigga129 December 8, 2018

Rawtisim

Being so raw, that psychologists diagnose you with stage 1 rawtism. These individuals are so cool and original, they stand out from the rest of us.

*Disclaimer*-No disrespect to mentally challenged individuals, Just similar spelling.

Jeff-“Jimmy how did the psycological analysis, go?”
Jimmy-“Very well turns out I have full blown rawtisim”

by Jim1798 November 16, 2020