Quaid

A name of Irish origin which means "Powerful Ruler". Generally a boy's name.

Yo, yo, yo, dawg! Names Quaid!

by Qythero June 2, 2021

quid in the till

An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")

Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 22, 2006

strip quidditch

Where a team of wizards play a team of witchs at quidditch (standard rules apply). For each point lost, a member of the team has to remove a item of clothing. Due to large amounts of padding being worn by by both teams games are often lengthy and unexciting for the majority of the game. The clothes removed by the players often fall into the spectators, collected by a fan and never seen again. Due to the nature of broomsticks, both teams are permitted to keep their underwear from the waist down (excluding socks) on.

It is often played in college settings or where young wizards and witchs congregate. Strip quidditch often leads to more raunchy magical activities. Due to a court ruling in 1907, playing of strip quidditch by those over 45 is ilegal. Anyone caught playing is fined and stripped of magical powers.

Harry: Corr Ron did you see Hermipne?
Ron: No, why?
Harry: We were playing strip quidditch!
Ron: You lucky sod!

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Harry: I've been scarred for life!
Hermione: Why, Harry?
Harry: I've just seen Professor McGonagall playing strip quidditch with Hagrid!
Hermione: *shiver*

by RobBradshaw24 January 3, 2011

Quidjabidjin

A command used to keep people from complaining.

Seth: Dude, Will just landed on my fractured wrist from an eight foot fall!
Chris: Quidjabidjin and walk it off.

OR

Chris: Dude, a fifteen pound metal bar just fell and broke my ribs!
Seth: Go get some water and quidjabidjin.

by Chris (the sexy one) January 7, 2009

Evi Quaid

(adjective) referring to a woman who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent

She found out he cheated on her, and then she got all Evi Quaid on his ass.

by geniusburns December 24, 2010

quid pro quo-job

when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.

formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)

and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)

i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.

by the storm drains May 7, 2009

quaided

to be felt up on a plane, and to kind of enjoy it

hey did you know that guy got quaided last week

by miss SL March 30, 2009