Midnight Quickie

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Quickbeat

To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacker (cock) until you blow your load.

Dude where the hell is nick I just saw him? What a faggot hes probably getting a quickbeat in the closet again, lets go throw shit at him.

by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009

quickshit

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.

Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.

by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

Lightning Quick Larcenist

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it

You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist

by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020

mum come quick

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday!

Ryan: omg how?!
Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' !
* proceeds on to more lad bants*

by Juanyboy218 February 26, 2017

quick like

To do something fast or quickly.

Do it fast. Do it "Quick Like".

by Pain&Gain April 7, 2014

Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015